I swear my conversation with garmeng now is damn funny.

gar says:
have you gone for medical?
jiawei says:
next month
jiawei says:
you?
gar says:
went already.
gar says:
please get a buddy to follow you. you'll get bored easily
jiawei says:
erp
jiawei says:
you think what
jiawei says:
fun fair is it

jiawei says:
but shit i scared they test my reaction skills
jiawei says:
i very slow leh
jiawei says:
like bishi bashi that kind i very slow
gar says:
FUCK YOU
gar says:
they only test sound
gar says:
-.-

jiawei says:
eh they check dick how long
gar says:
they'll just ask you
gar says:
pull down
gar says:
cough
gar says:
done
gar says:
-.-
jiawei says:
HAHAHAHAHA SO CUTE

gar says:
theres a station
gar says:
test for dunno heart i think
gar says:
theyll ask you to lie down then clamp some weird stupid shit on your nipples and body
gar says:
LOL
jiawei says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jiawei says:
THEN DID YOU LAUGH?
jiawei says:
i'll laugh leh cause ticklish

Seriously, i really think army's a waste of time. If there will ever ever be a war? One, Singapore will lose. Two, i'd gladly offer my services to the enemy if they provide me food, warm water to bathe and aircon to sleep with. Three, nobody wants to fight with Singapore lor. If i'm the attacker i'll be like, 'huh attack what? singa.. what? omg is that a city? a state? huh wtf is that! i dont know where to shoot leh i shoot missles sure miss one lor the country so small! waste bullets nia'

And, must cut hair. Do you know how fugly i'll look without FRINGE! They never spare a thought for people like me, those cannot live without fringe. If not for fashion sake, for ENEMY'S SAKE lah! People wouldnt wanna attack ugly people lor. They'd wanna attack because they're jealous of our looks. flaunts*

And NO dont ask me to declare myself gay. Never in my whole life! Over garmeng's dead body!

By the way, army kills. Recently, TWO soldiers died in training within ONE week. Why? Exhaustion. If they ever dare to tire and exhaust laoniang out, their whole family plus the following generations will NOT die BUT will suffer in pain with lemon in their eyes! And they'll be forced to scratch chalkboards! SCREECH*

Bring it army, bring it.

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